Tag: Lawyer

Meet David Komie, The Attorney Who Rocks Picture Meet David Komie, The Attorney Who Rocks
I doubt this is what she had in mind for "cleaning up the streets" as a lawyer. Picture I doubt this is what she had in mind for "cleaning up the streets" as a lawyer.
They would have gladly taken their settlement in braaaaaaaiiiiins. Picture They would have gladly taken their settlement in braaaaaaaiiiiins.
All the elderly men wear grills over their dentures.rnrn Picture All the elderly men wear grills over their dentures.rnrn
Professionalism FTW! Picture Professionalism FTW!
Samson Simpson! I stick to my story, I'm from Jamaica! Picture Samson Simpson! I stick to my story, I'm from Jamaica!
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I intend to prove that my client was not frontin, and was in fact set up! Picture Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I intend to prove that my client was not frontin, and was in fact set up!
They must handle sexual harassment cases. Picture They must handle sexual harassment cases.
Walk-ins looking to sue accepted. Picture Walk-ins looking to sue accepted.
Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice." Picture Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
"A sign I saw in Sandy, Oregon... he sounds trustworthy doesn't he?" Picture "A sign I saw in Sandy, Oregon... he sounds trustworthy doesn't he?"
And you wonder why lawyers are always screwing people Picture And you wonder why lawyers are always screwing people