Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Yeah, and if you could just put that Big Mac right in my mouth, that would be great."
It's been a slow news century.
That plant was a seed when they started napping.
R.I.P. Ninja Turtles.
It's marginally better than sleeping on all that stuff, which is what most people do when they pass out.
That possum is so damn punk rock.
I don't want to know where this Easter Bunny hid the eggs.
I get it, mom. We're poor.
"I could shake it off, but that would require ener -- oh boy, is it mid-afternoon already? Time for my 52nd nap of the day."
It's exactly like that one time, in Avatar, when Jake Sully tames the Taruk and comes back to the Na'vi people to claim his throne. So sick.
Okay these swings seem to be fine. Now let's see if that slide is in working order.
Iron. Construction Paper. What's the diff?
Sports Pickle: Key to Winning the Game is Wanting it More, Stresses Lazy Coach
We cooould look into this, but it'll probably be a real "time-drain."
I'm not even going to reward these lazy jerks with a caption. Oh wait, I wrote one.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.