CollegeHumor: Lazy

Handicopped

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:01:28 -0400

Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.

Guy Does His Own Form Of Yoga

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 11:47:19 -0400

You've heard of child pose. This is dude pose. Go here when you need a break to stare at girls.

The 7 Stages of Going to the Gym

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:58:31 -0400

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Woman Takes Nap in Store

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:29:01 -0400

"HI, do you have any queen-sized car mats?"

Kitty Rigor Mortis Nap

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:04:43 -0400

"Awww, it looks like he's dead."

Chubby Dog Sleeping

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 16:34:37 -0400

"Don't wake him up, he'll get less adorable." "But honey, he's dead." "I know."

Police Live on Lazy Lane

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:18:56 -0400

Hey, the bad guys aren't going anywhere. They'll be here tomorrow.

Cat Watches Slayer Concert

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 23:44:16 -0400

He'll listen to just about anything, as long as it's about murder.

Girl Too Tired to Take Escalator

Mon, 16 May 2011 18:03:53 -0400

Buying some hilarious gag vomit at Spencer's Gifts should put some pep back into her step.

Chair Dancing

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:58:52 -0400

It combines the fun of not exercising with the joy of not exercising.

Fat Lazy Cat Watches TV

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:17:20 -0400

So that's who watches "Keeping up with the Kardashians."

Corgi Doesn't Want to go for Walk

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:08:08 -0400

"I don't want to go outside. That's where everyone goes to the bathroom."

Untitled 12

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 08:07:37 -0500

Some guys just know how to hang. And boy does he hang.

Untitled 13

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 16:24:20 -0500

How does the laziest person ever walks their dog? By not walking their dog.

Untitled 14

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 11:22:42 -0500

He's put himself in solitary confinement.

Lazy Ass

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:09:11 -0500

"You know, it's weird. Now that I know what it's like to be pulled, I miss pulling."

But if doing this is doing something, then is it really doing nothing?

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:06:25 -0500

DoNothingForTwoMinutes.com

Untitled 17

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 11:19:24 -0500

The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl.

Lazy Dog Doesn't Want to Move

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 17:45:20 -0500

This dog is so lazy, he even asks the other neighborhood dogs to bark at squirrels on his behalf.

Untitled 19

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:04:16 -0500

Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early.