Glasses Donation to MLB picture Glasses Donation to MLB

Every year dozens of umpires suffer from Awful Call Syndrome. You can help.

| 11 comments | August 12, 2011
Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift picture Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift

Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.

| 23 comments | July 20, 2011
Proper Puking Technique picture Proper Puking Technique

Step 4: Move out.

From Toucan Sam

| 14 comments | June 02, 2011
Honest Late Paper Excuse picture Honest Late Paper Excuse

My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I'll just say it did not help her cause.

From Mar

| 6 comments | June 02, 2011
Out of Snacks picture Out of Snacks

"I'm also leaving you for Mr. Whiskers."

| 4 comments | March 30, 2011
Pluto just sounds so much cuter than Ceres though. picture Pluto just sounds so much cuter than Ceres though.

| 9 comments | March 14, 2011
A concerned driver (AKA your mother). picture A concerned driver (AKA your mother).

| 3 comments | March 08, 2011
The flower pattern really tones down the content of the note. picture The flower pattern really tones down the content of the note.

| 12 comments | March 07, 2011
This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived. picture This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived.

| 17 comments | March 03, 2011
The perfect letter of recommendation really stands out from the rest of the crowd. picture The perfect letter of recommendation really stands out from the rest of the crowd.

| 29 comments | February 16, 2011
To be fair "flamethrowers" in 1948 were as powerful as 10 matches lit at once. picture To be fair "flamethrowers" in 1948 were as powerful as 10 matches lit at once.

| 90 comments | February 09, 2011
You gotta give him credit for that one. Just please, not a credit card. picture You gotta give him credit for that one. Just please, not a credit card.

| 19 comments | February 04, 2011
It's a hairy situation. picture It's a hairy situation.

| 14 comments | January 31, 2011
"Dear Noah, STFU. From, PBS" picture "Dear Noah, STFU. From, PBS"

| 12 comments | January 27, 2011
On second thought, let's make May 20, 2011 a half day. Y'know, just so you can get your things in order. picture On second thought, let's make May 20, 2011 a half day. Y'know, just so you can get your things in order.

| 17 comments | January 21, 2011
Cash 4 Gold rocks! Unfortunately no cash for gold rocks. picture Cash 4 Gold rocks! Unfortunately no cash for gold rocks.

| 26 comments | January 11, 2011
And if that's not easy enough already, the answers will be posted on the board during the exam. picture And if that's not easy enough already, the answers will be posted on the board during the exam.

| 2 comments | November 12, 2010
The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act. picture The cutest way to cat-ch someone in the act.

| 45 comments | September 22, 2010
The gym teacher was offended that he didn't refer to them as "pecs." picture The gym teacher was offended that he didn't refer to them as "pecs."

| 30 comments | September 07, 2010
"Super Sensitive Materials Enclosed. Particularly the Head." picture "Super Sensitive Materials Enclosed. Particularly the Head."

| 7 comments | August 03, 2010