Sign in | Sign up
via Bladex316 June 20, 2013
I don't do well with seafood. Thanks though.
via corkyobra April 18, 2013
We think it's cute, but this little kitty has unfulfilled dreams of being a beatboxing champ.
From 000Gunther000 on April 24, 2012
They really have to stop using banana-flavored windex.
August 27, 2011
It would do the same for him--if he ever got his head stuck in a peanut butter jar.
June 30, 2011
"See, honey, there are some benefits to having tuna fish for hair."
From maliachan09 on June 22, 2011
"On a hot day like today, I would've been better off with an imaginary cup."
July 14, 2010
"They laughed when I rolled my cat in salt and released him into the wild, but who's laughing now?"
August 9, 2007
By Drew from toothpastefordinner.com