Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid.
    Or, you know, maybe you should try going to the gym.
    Water them twice a day with whole milk.
    It's Wal-Mart. People don't get how numbers work anyway.
    Weirdest part: Ricky M's his dad.
    Pizza Burrito?!? Not my recession.
    Behold! The power of the Internet... and lying.
    The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter.
    It's the most magical donation box ever kids!
    Coolest Priest Ever?

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