CollegeHumor: Lists http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/lists Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6703280 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6703280/the-25-best-sitcom-couples The 25 Best Sitcom Couples Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:29:31 -0500 We asked and you voted. Here are the top 25 sitcom couples of all time…

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25.
 Doug Funnie and Patty Mayonaise – “Doug”

Doug and Patty’s love clearly doesn’t extend towards their future children, who, one way or the other, are screwed in the last-name department.


...]]> /article/6698343 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6698343/10-roommate-red-flags 10 Roommate Red Flags Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:37:04 -0500 Roommate Red Flags - DVR

Now, clearly we could let you know that Dancing with the Stars, Sex and the City, and the entire Lifetime network would make this list, but those are deal breakers. If you find yourself in that situation, run as fast as you can in the other direction. As far those that we’ve included on this list are concerned, these are what we call the “Gateway Shows” to hours upon hours of mindless, miserable shows that will leave any true man scratching his head or wanting to beat himself over the top of said head….

Roommate Red Flags - Put your shirt on bro...]]> /article/6666597 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6666597/12-similarities-between-sex-and-playing-sports 12 Similarities Between Sex and Playing Sports Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:17:46 -0500 1. A lot better with more than one person.

2. Trying isn’t the only thing that matters.

3. You’re usually rusty if you haven’t done it in a while.

4. The “pre game” usually foreshadows how well you’re going to do.

5. Even after a lot of practice, you’re still not very good.

6. Balls.

7. Watching it i...]]> /article/6690940 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6690940/8-things-the-internet-ruined 8 Things the Internet Ruined Sun, 15 Jan 2012 02:46:28 -0500 The Internet is amazing! It gave us the ability to get food delivered without having to talk to another human being on the phone. Also, a bunch of other stuff. But all progress comes with a price. These are the things we’ve lost to this new, technologically advanced future world we live in.

...]]> /article/6683065 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6683065/the-7-films-you-will-see-in-your-freshman-film-class The 7 Films You Will See In Your Freshman Film Class Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:26:27 -0500

It may be just the first assignment, but this art house wannabe isn’t wasting any time to prove how “deep” he is. His film is shot entirely in black and white, and the actors are all behind a sheet with disconcerting images continuously projected onto it. It’s bad when the language suddenly changes to Bulgarian, but it’s even worse when there are no subtitles. Every eight seconds or so, the shot cuts quickly to a fly struggling in a spider web. The pretension is almost unbearable, but the lengthy shots of the director laying on a slab of pavement covered only in cold cuts and holding a bible with a hole through it make this vomit-inducing. But you don’t vomit, because you know he would just incorporate that into his next film.

...]]> /article/6674205 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6674205/collegehumor-new-years-resolutions CollegeHumor New Year's Resolutions Wed, 21 Dec 2011 15:32:02 -0500

Streeter Seidell


I resolve to hate Dubstep, then listen to it just so I don’t feel so old and out of touch, then start to kind of like it, then start to love it, then make my life about the promotion of Dubstep music and culture just in time for a new kind of music to become popular and force me to begin the agonizing cycle all over again.
...]]> /article/6666361 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6666361/28-jokes-you-can-tell-your-grandparents 28 Jokes You Can Tell Your Grandparents Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:15:31 -0500 Tame Alligator
A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.
“This is the world’s tamest alligator,” says the man, “and I’ll prove it.” He then throws a tennis ball under a table, and the alligator promptly fetches it.
“Anyone else want to try?” says the man.
“Sure,” says the bartender, “but please throw the ball on top of the table, as my knees are bad and I have trouble picking up objects from the floor.”
...]]> /picture/6675418 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6675418/ghetto-shopping-list-found-at-walmart Ghetto Shopping List Found At Walmart Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:03:55 -0500 /article/6673223 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6673223/the-10-personalities-of-christmas The 10 Personalities of Christmas Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:46:02 -0500 Around this time of year, I begin to think about how everyone celebrates the holidays. So I bring to you: the 10 personalities of Christmas.


1. The Traditionalist
You put the Christ in Christmas. Seriously. There is a life-size Nativity scene in your yard. You helped raise money for your town’s local “It’s ok to say Merry Christmas” billboards. If your Christmas card is anything less than Jesus coming out of Mary’s vagina then you’ve failed. You go to midnight mass and “pray for” (judge) all of the people that you don’t recognize. They are clearly the Christmas/Easter church crowd so they need all the help they can get. Amen.

2. Classy Christmas
...]]> /article/6673673 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6673673/the-8-kinds-of-christmas-cards The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:31:02 -0500


The Aggressively Religious One
I don’t know if it’s possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they’re certainly going try. Within this card’s peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus, and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they’re praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you’re living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It’s like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

...]]> /article/6672383 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6672383/the-10-ornaments-on-your-christmas-tree The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:21:00 -0500
Where it came from: The Fort Lauderdale Airport, from that time you went to visit your worse grandparents for Thanksgiving and there was a 6 hour delay on your flight home.
...]]> /article/6668004 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6668004/the-15-best-christmas-movies-of-all-time The 15 Best Christmas Movies of All Time Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:24:26 -0500 __“We asked you to tell us”:http://www.collegehumor.com/toplist/6643873/best-christmas-movie what your favorite Christmas movies of all time were and the results are in:




15. Frosty the Snowman
...]]> /article/6660368 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6660368/25-possible-reasons-why-no-one-is-going-to-see-your-band 25 Possible Reasons Why No One is Going to See Your Band Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:01:11 -0500

1. You’re in a bar mitzvah band and the only song you know how to play is Jingle Bells (the barking dogs version)

2. Your singer starts every set with his 35 minute “Matt Lauer reading the phone book while suffering...]]> /article/6650713 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6650713/features-that-make-monopoly-jail-not-so-scary Features That Make "Monopoly" Jail Not So Scary Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:01:49 -0500 A dog can visit you.

You live in a place with weird laws anyway.

There is an old man who lives there with you. He regales you with stories of how he once won a beauty pageant.

Everyone is there accidentally.

You are encouraged to return to being an egomaniacal capitalist once you leave.

Every other person there is also an egomaniacal capitalist.

...]]> /article/6660690 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6660690/10-ways-to-make-the-internet-better 10 Ways to Make the Internet Better Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:39:43 -0500 1. Age on Comments

Internet comments are the worst. If you so much as scroll below a Youtube video, you’re just asking to see a wasteland of homophobic slurs and verbal venom. It’d be nice to have some perspective on the people vomiting garbage out of their keyboards. For example, if I saw a 14-year-old kid call someone a faggot in real life, I would think it was sad, but I’d realize that he didn’t know better. I’d understand that he did not yet have a sense of empathy, and that he’d probably grow out of it. Most nasty Internet commenters are 14. If I knew that when looking at a page, I could dismiss them like I would in real life. If the commenter was 60, I’d know they were just a bitter, racist old person. If they were in there 20s, I’d know they were just an ignorant asshole. For some reason, that makes it all seem better. It’s the not knowing that makes it depressing. Seeing the age of commenters would make it possible to look at the Internet without feeling worse about the human race.


...]]> /article/6657273 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6657273/25-signs-you-spend-too-much-time-on-the-internet 25 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on the Internet Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:18:57 -0500

1. Whenever you find a penny or dollar bill, you hear that “Congratulations! You’ve won!” voice inside your head.

2. The prospect of any phone conversation provokes an unreas...]]> /article/6653790 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6653790/what-everyone-in-your-family-is-bringing-for-thanksgiving What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:39:09 -0500

Who Brought It: Slightly Infirm Great Aunt

Why They Brought It: She can’t really be trusted with an oven anymore, bless her heart.

What Else They Brought: A general reminder that death comes for us all.

Secret Ingredient: Oh god is that cat hair?

...]]> /article/6650392 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6650392/the-8-relatives-youll-talk-to-at-thanksgiving The 8 Relatives You'll Talk to at Thanksgiving Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:42:12 -0500

Oh, Rachel? We actually broke up because she moved. To Vancouver, actually, not back to “Ching-Chong land”- I’m glad you realize it’s inappropriate, I just don’t think being born in 1976 counts as growing up in “a different time.” Do I want to hear a knock-knock joke? Can you count, in your head, the number of times it contains the n-word? OK, you’ve already been counting for too long.

...]]> /article/6647382 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6647382/15-things-your-girlfriend-says-and-what-they-actually-mean 15 Things Your Girlfriend Says And What They Actually Mean Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:59:48 -0500 Roll over the pictures to see what she’s really saying…