"Local Access" Video

You don't need a song to pick up fat girls, but it's a nice gesture.

MagicHugs presents a sketch where the only thing lower than the prices is the production value.

From Magic Hugs

My name is Eli and I'm here to say... umm... uhh.....

Do any sane people sell furniture? NOT AT THESE PRICES!!!!!!!

I say I say I say Frankie and Johnny make the weirdest commercials of all time!

Saddest of all, the actress in this thought she was doing a jewelry commercial.

After this blood curdling program, stay tuned for "YOU CAN COOK!" Starring Jamie and Joyce Daniels... presented by the Dark One.

What would happen if McDonalds didn't have enough money to pay for clown make-up?

School board? Someone make this guy president!

Come on! Sell us your couch! We can't even afford shirts!

Incredibly creepy commercial. How many irresponsible fathers do you think actually show up with a dirty baby?

See? Not all rap is about guns and drugs.

Well, everyone's favorite seasonal entrepreneur is back, this time hawking Christmas goods.

What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

I would rather live in an empty apartment then set foot in this man's furniture store.

Saw it on TV after midnight. Laughed until I peed my pants.

Another diamond from the endless rough of local access television.

You can't make something this good on purpose.

Throwing chairs usually won't help you win a debate. The rare exception is a debate over who can throw a chair the hardest.

Local access day at CH continues with this trippy commercial.