He's a maniac, maniac!
Bruce Banner seems to be stuck halfway through his Hulk transformation.
Givin' the people what the want.
Heavy on the mushrooms, huh?
Being a baby is hard. You're always droolin, poopin yo' self, and then there's the turf wars. Who gets the front seat in the stroller? Who gets the first the go at mom's boobs? Sometimes you gotta get …
Oh Captain! My Captain!
Twerking is not for the weak of heart. Or skull.
There you go, honey. The birds and the bees.
Dude, this grass is like hay.
Don't worry, he'll murder you before you're subjected to Battleship.
How can something so beautiful be so real.
We can't pick our family, but we can pick our friends. And we nominate all of these people and animals to be our best friends forever-whether they like it or not. Right, buddy? Yeah, yeah, I'll take o …
That's what you get for shitting in my kitty litter!
Seems like she's been going pretty hard on leg days.
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gaaaaaal (kill me now).
You want me to explain this shirt to you? Ain't nobody got time for that.
Ryan Gosling just met his match.
If you combine their powers, you can summon Captain Procrastination.
You look sooooo cute but OMG carbs.
Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.
Can't wait till I get my paws on some Jack Meowrouac.