Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Polly want another hit?
This is like using a barrel as a pint glass.
Good news mom, I think I've finally decided on a major!
"My buddy took this picture in Afghanistan. Enlistment numbers just rose 95%"
"We made a bowl out of tinfoil, a straw, and a peep... it really worked!"
She's either a stoner or married to a guy named Herb. I suppose she could be both.
"A kid got bored with our civics teacher in class. Smelled smoke, looked over, and a kid was lighting up in class."
Is this a book or a tourist brochure?
Alright, just say the word when you're ready.
Know what would be killer right now? Some fucking Meow Mix.
The only horse in the world with a Cheetos salt lick.
I hope he isn't just going to snort a huge line of pot and then smoke those cigars.
This entire cake was consumed in less than five minutes.
Just a guess - you guys like Donnie Darko.
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Don't ask me again.