Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"The test wasn't going well, but I hate being the first one to turn in a test."
Well you have to operate the machine, so technically the answer is "a little."
Jake and Amir: Math
Must be a big Darren Aronofsky fan, I can't wait to see his Requiem for a Dream pie.
Faggy ass teacher wants to see me after class, I don't know what that gaywad's problem is.
It's the Citizen Kane of equations.
TI 8300+: Calculator of the Future!
"He censored 'Suck it Trebek.' What the fuck?"
"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
The Perfect Effort VS Reward Ratio
Run for your lives, it's a two-headed math cat!
"Here's a penny, keep the change."
The answer was 3.
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
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