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			<title>7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won't Come True</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:57:34 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>The end of the year is usually a time for celebration, but in 2012 things have taken a darker turn &#150; it seems everyone from the ancient Sumerians to modern-day <span class="caps">UFO</span> abductees believe the world is coming to an end before the month is out. Let&#039;s take a look at some of these doomsday predictions and see if we can separate fact from fiction:</p>

	<p><strong>1.	End of the Mayan Calendar</strong></p>

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			<title>Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again?</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:19:40 -0500</pubDate>
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I&#039;ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when&#039;s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.</p>

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			<title>TLDNR / What if the Apocalypse Really Does Come on 12/21/12</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:01:29 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>The Mayans long ago created a calendar that is set to expire on 12/21/12. Many across the world have interpreted this as a doomsday prophecy and are flocking to areas of supposed significance, awaiting the end of times. The chance that a pre-Columbian society with an admittedly advanced understanding of heavenly motion &#150; though not nearly as advanced as ours now &#150; could predict the expiration date of earth more than five hundred years in the future is, to put it kindly, remote. However, as with all analysis of likelihoods, there is of course a chance that the Mayans could be correct. And that would just suck, right?!</p>

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