"Mean" Video

"Watch your mouth, son. You know for well we say 'biatches' in this family."

And that's the last time any of them were ever seen alive.

The Knicks were just happy to have someone for their fans to redirect their hatred toward for a little bit.

This is how the Cold War started.

He knows he's not supposed to negotiate with terrorists, but dammit, there were king-size Kit Kats in that backpack.

Isn't that what girlfriends are for? Terrifying them and making them cry?

There is a thin line between funny prank and fiery death.

He's going to go through a 2-liter bottle of Shasta and an all-Rush mix tape just getting back to where he was.

Alex Ovechkin wanted to make it totally clear that this kid was going down.

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

It seems cruel, but they were getting him back for using a Whoopee Cushion on them.

She got them back eventually, by taking them all out of her will and leaving everything to charity.

I believe Les Miserables was based on this giant shaving cream can.

Saying "no" would have been a great counterprank.

This video is great for the pranks, and for how many pissed off French people it features.

If she wanted flowers, she should have spelled it out for him.

Well, the first 55 seconds are thoughtful.

One of the kids drowned.

"Let me puke with dignity."