Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Mercedes for sale - slight dent on drivers side door.
That explains why he bought a new Mercedes on a school bus driver's salary.
Is it weird that there's a family of 4 inside?
Well, okay maybe a little. But if it was really bad, we would roll down the windows.
Would it be weirder, less weird, or equally weird to see a "JEW" license plate?
I bet I could jump six, no SEVEN school busses in that thing.
Did we remember to close the garage door?
Prolly on Nelly's list of shit to buy - the chrome Mercedes.
"On Catalina Island, everyone drives golf carts through town, but the really rich folks drive these kind of golf carts."
True ballers do the math.
Note to self: Don't put spraypaint under front seat for storage. you'll ruin your new benz.
My Mercedes is so nice it belongs in the house with us.
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