"Military" Video

Don't ask, just give.

From 1881doc

Freedom ain't free, but at least balloons are cheap.

He makes her watch a VHS of You Don't Mess with the Zohan when she needs to be punished.

From telin21

I guess this is what war is good for.

From MrFleksnes123

You're gonna need a more existant boat.

From bankrolls12

It's just like that scene in "An Officer and a Gentleman," at least I think--I haven't seen it.

From TheBobjohnson1984

To give you an idea of how long he'd been gone, the dog was only sort of enormous when he left.

From TheBobjohnson1984

Jeez, the military doesn't seem nearly as fun as it looks in Apocalypse Now.

"This is great! But just so we're clear, we're also getting a Kinect, right?"

From TheBobjohnson1984

USA! USA! USA!

This is just one of the reasons we were voted "Most Likely to be Invaded" this year.

Their dad is gonna be pissed. He specifically told them not to let any of his trucks get airborne.

Someone better dispose of his dance moves, because they're the bomb.

If you think you've seen better, then you haven't.

"If we don't conduct these drills, the terrorists win."

Don't ask, don't tell, just dance.

If India and Pakistan didn't hate each other, they would make an awesome dance squad.

This pilot was so embarrassed he'll never land on that aircraft carrier again.

Clearly they should spend less time training and more time watching TV.

Those unmanned vehicles didn't stand a chance.