Former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky's trial for child sex abuse will hear its closing arguments today. Early this morning, we found this note crumpled up in the men's bathroom a …
Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.
"What's next? You're going to tell me Handjob Wednesdays weren't a thing?!"
Nobody could have guessed it would be this guy.
It actually transforms from Chester the Molester (please note the Chuck E. Cheese shirt) to an 80's Conversion Van and back. This was later used to sit in front of houses and wait for trick or treater …
I don't want MY kids near the Stone Crab Molester. That's for sure.
At the same time, butterflies shouldn't get into cars with strangers.
Pete Townshend's new tour T-Shirts.
What about the young ones?
Don't think the folks at Mac will find this one funny