Tag: Mom (Page 8)

"Cell phones need breathalysers." Picture "Cell phones need breathalysers."
Not only did mom win, she shut him out. Picture Not only did mom win, she shut him out.
"I found this on my mom and step-dad's night stand." Picture "I found this on my mom and step-dad's night stand."
Mom!!! I was making a video of myself lifting weights and I broke the aquarium again! Video Mom!!! I was making a video of myself lifting weights and I broke the aquarium again!
Daaaad... mom's being batshit insane again! Video Daaaad... mom's being batshit insane again!
"My sister is 15..." Picture "My sister is 15..."
Ummm here mom... it was on sale. Picture Ummm here mom... it was on sale.
"Happy Mother's Day!" Picture "Happy Mother's Day!"
Wow. You thought your mom was embarassing. Picture Wow. You thought your mom was embarassing.
Sorry Mom, it says it right here on the tag. Picture Sorry Mom, it says it right here on the tag.
"At a Party my mom did some beer bongs, Heres one. Fear an LFP Mom!" Picture "At a Party my mom did some beer bongs, Heres one. Fear an LFP Mom!"
Playing beerpong in your parents' house is lame. Getting caught by your Mom? Lamer. Picture Playing beerpong in your parents' house is lame. Getting caught by your Mom? Lamer.
"Ya can't beat havin your mom at senior week passed out." Picture "Ya can't beat havin your mom at senior week passed out."
The best time saver of today is tomorrow. Picture The best time saver of today is tomorrow.
No you aren't. Picture No you aren't.
Great ad placement again Picture Great ad placement again
"Apparently this is was qualifies as news at CSUS" Picture "Apparently this is was qualifies as news at CSUS"
She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES! Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!
What I want to know is...what species is Dad? Picture What I want to know is...what species is Dad?
"This kid was standing on a street by my friends house. I bet he doesnt smoke again." Picture "This kid was standing on a street by my friends house. I bet he doesnt smoke again."
What you don't want to wake up to find from your Mom Picture What you don't want to wake up to find from your Mom
...like your brother. Picture ...like your brother.
Kids chalk the darndest things. Picture Kids chalk the darndest things.