Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Bad idea when they sell it by the ounce. It cost roughly $50.
Now slow down. By "used" they meant some curious youngster just tried all of them on. That's it.
Free if you let us use your loved one for ground beef patties.
1 is the loneliest number, especially in comparison to the High Five and the Plenty Twenty.
All right, now let's see it with coins.
The resemblance is quite Spock-ing.
They get the same discount at the strip club too. 80 cents instead of $1.00 on the table.
Who doesn't get excited about money?
This lead to the best book report of all time.
Step three is "slave away at at a menial job for forty five years."
This is a crime punishable up to a year in prison. Good luck finding this masked crusader though!
If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.
Sometimes people just like coming home to a nice big package to fill them up with happiness.
57 cents is a small price to pay for infamy. Rock and Roll baby. Rock AND Roll! Woo COLLEGE!
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