That stripper is giving away her biggest tip of the night.
USA! USA! USA!
You can keep the 30 cents.
I haven't trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.
1. Take an ugly, washed out photo of Mark Zuckerberg lighting a billion dollars on fire. 2. Make high-budget Hollywood studio movies about how David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Jesse Eisenberg all ro …
Based on overall spending for the 2011-2012 fiscal year, I propose a major financial overhaul of my weird, lame-ass twenty-two year old life.
With those prices, the only thing your saving from not going to a "Ma and Pop" store is smalltalk.
I wonder how much money Mitt Romney is holding in Swiss banana stands
You can't tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.
There's a billion ways to spell "gaffe."
It's not that he doesn't have hundred dollar bills, they're just too rich for his liking.
They've moved on from stale bread to stolen bread.