Picture "My dad was a photographer during his college years 30+ years ago. The spirit lives on today!"
Picture Its a stuffed animal I got from my girlfriend that we kind of left him to do his own thing...
Picture It's not like security there is important anyway. Nobody gives enough of a shit to steal from JCPenny.
Picture Do monkeys like getting pleasured by humans? I mean, not that I was totally thinking about it in every detail just now.
Picture "This is a picture of a monkey that was stolen from the zoo across from our campus (University of Southern Mississippi). It was digging though our trash when we got home from the bar."
Picture I heard Bush can actually be funny when he's not under pressure to, like, read speeches and stuff.