An automatic Nerf gun isn't a purchase, it's an investment.
Everyone else at the party, whether they chose to or not, was in the background pumping fists for each match.
I know two dudes who were playing with their joysticks all night.
What're you waiting for? FINISH HIM!
Someone please bicycle kick this guy already.
That means ALL hands, Goro.
Mortal Kombat's new character: Moobius
Just kidding about that girl before. This, nerds, is your new Queen.
Scorpion's new fatality involves those paddles.
Note the conspicuous lack of Sonya Blade.
Sub-Zero, Jax, Kung Lao, Reptile, Liu Kang, Scorpion, and Johnny Cage
sub-zero, costume made latex mask not like these corny ninja blue napkins
Raiden looks like a school crossing guard in a straw hat.
Even ninjas need underarmor.
He may have the humor of a crazy 9-year-old, but he's got the Photoshop skills of a brilliant 7-year-old.
If you don't know what's wrong with this picture, odds are you kissing a girl before you were 16.
I'm going to just go ahead and assume there weren't many girls at the video game party.
"We got in a fight."
In other news, nerds have developed some sort of mind control ray.
"Built Completely From Scratch"