Tag: Mouse

Dead Mouse Set Up to Look Like Deadmau5 Picture Dead Mouse Set Up to Look Like Deadmau5
"Father, can we go to Pinkberry then catch the 3:20 showing of Julie & Julia? Oh pretty please, father. Pretty please!" Picture "Father, can we go to Pinkberry then catch the 3:20 showing of Julie & Julia? Oh pretty please, father. Pretty please!"
He just might be those two teeth the knife was missing. Picture He just might be those two teeth the knife was missing.
"No, it's totally fine, I'll just drink around it..." Picture "No, it's totally fine, I'll just drink around it..."
"Came home drunk, and couldnt figure out why my mouse didn't work" Picture "Came home drunk, and couldnt figure out why my mouse didn't work"
I'm not worried, he looks like he can handle himself. Picture I'm not worried, he looks like he can handle himself.
This costume looks lazy, but keep in mind the mustache is fake too. Picture This costume looks lazy, but keep in mind the mustache is fake too.
So remember, if there's a dead mouse hanging on the door I'm in there with a girl. Picture So remember, if there's a dead mouse hanging on the door I'm in there with a girl.
Stunned to come home and find his best friend and roommate caught in a trap, Roscoe desperately raced Merlin to the mouse hospital. But it was too late. Picture Stunned to come home and find his best friend and roommate caught in a trap, Roscoe desperately raced Merlin to the mouse hospital. But it was too late.
This mouse suffered from a classic case of 'Wrong Place, Wrong Time.' Picture This mouse suffered from a classic case of 'Wrong Place, Wrong Time.'
Out of the frying pan... Picture Out of the frying pan...
You are the wind beneath my wings. Picture You are the wind beneath my wings.
Wait, before we get him out let's print something hilarious on his back! (don't worry, he lived) Picture Wait, before we get him out let's print something hilarious on his back! (don't worry, he lived)
As always, should you or any of your force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Agnet Whiskers. Picture As always, should you or any of your force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Agnet Whiskers.
"Cabin fever strikes during exam period." Picture "Cabin fever strikes during exam period."
Adowable. Picture Adowable.
"I don't think she's your type." Picture "I don't think she's your type."
"Who will blink first?" Picture "Who will blink first?"
These new LaserJets really do print in high resolution. Picture These new LaserJets really do print in high resolution.
Once, when a Lion was asleep, a little Mouse began running up and down upon him. This soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. "Pardon, O King," cried the little Mouse, "forgive me this time, I shal Picture Once, when a Lion was asleep, a little Mouse began running up and down upon him. This soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. "Pardon, O King," cried the little Mouse, "forgive me this time, I shal
"How desperate is this mouse?" Picture "How desperate is this mouse?"
She's trying to get to www.visualpuns.com Picture She's trying to get to www.visualpuns.com
I'm impressed he was able to get that far out of the bottle. Picture I'm impressed he was able to get that far out of the bottle.
"Awwww... another cute mouse" Picture "Awwww... another cute mouse"