CollegeHumor: Murder

"I Murdered My Husband" Terrible April Fools

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 10:49:00 -0400

I guess you had to be there.

Worst Way to Die

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:36:41 -0400

It's just... so hard to comprehend.

Man Who Murdered Wife Opens Lovely Restaurant

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:03:09 -0500

Some men just want to serve the community to the community.

How Not to Kill Your Baby

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 15:56:46 -0500

It's as easy as not owning a bear.

Accurate Wizard of Oz Description

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:00:15 -0400

I didn't realize Wizard of Oz was a horror movie.

Regret Everything: Strategies For Murder, #750-754

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 11:59:15 -0400

Another in a series of strategies for murdering your fellow humans. For more obvious plans, see earlier installments. This series assume you are looking to murder, which is a behavior we do not endorse or recommend.

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Murderous Cat Has No Regrets

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:52:05 -0400

The things animals do for that catnip fix...

Marry, F*ck, Kill

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 16:03:12 -0400

Wrong on so many levels.

Book Titled "Dressed Up for Murder" Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:37:02 -0400

Not how I would have chosen to dress up for murder, but then I'm not a murderer, so what do I know?

Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:26:09 -0400

Obviously he killed a degree. I mean it's right in the name.

iPhone 4S for Psychos

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:35:21 -0500

Just remember, you'll never be as crazy as the data overage charges.

I'll Kill Your Family Decal

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:55:56 -0400

All you have to do is axe.

Wikipedia Wants You to Become a Serial Killer

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 16:50:54 -0400

We were wondering when Wikipedia would call in all its favors.

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Thu, 03 Mar 2011 11:42:10 -0500

Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.

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Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:57:33 -0500

You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.

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Mon, 22 Nov 2010 14:01:52 -0500

No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one!

Turns out first degree murder is the best cure for hiccups

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:26:06 -0400

'Hiccup girl' charged with murder.

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Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:10:05 -0400

Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.

Man Is Surprisingly Chill About Almost Being Assassinated

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:25:44 -0400

Who would want to kill a dude this laid back?

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Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:24:13 -0400

Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit.