CollegeHumor: Murder

Book Titled "Dressed Up for Murder" Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:37:02 -0400

Not how I would have chosen to dress up for murder, but then I'm not a murderer, so what do I know?

Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:26:09 -0400

Obviously he killed a degree. I mean it's right in the name.

iPhone 4S for Psychos

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:35:21 -0500

Just remember, you'll never be as crazy as the data overage charges.

I'll Kill Your Family Decal

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:55:56 -0400

All you have to do is axe.

Wikipedia Wants You to Become a Serial Killer

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 16:50:54 -0400

We were wondering when Wikipedia would call in all its favors.

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Thu, 03 Mar 2011 11:42:10 -0500

Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.

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Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:57:33 -0500

You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.

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Mon, 22 Nov 2010 14:01:52 -0500

No one will hear your screams over the rapids. No one!

Turns out first degree murder is the best cure for hiccups

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:26:06 -0400

'Hiccup girl' charged with murder.

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Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:10:05 -0400

Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.

Man Is Surprisingly Chill About Almost Being Assassinated

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:25:44 -0400

Who would want to kill a dude this laid back?

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Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:24:13 -0400

Maybe the last name was a little ominous, but his first name is DRACO. As in MALFOY. I'm not surprised one bit.

Really Inside Yearbook Jokes

Tue, 18 May 2010 16:01:10 -0400

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Cyanide and Happiness: The Hard Way

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:45:43 -0400

There's more than one way to skin a cat, or murder a police informant.

Hardly Working: Federal Maaashhhals

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:02:54 -0500

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

Mean Murderer Prank on Mom

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:11:20 -0500

She got them back eventually, by taking them all out of her will and leaving everything to charity.

Well, divorce IS way worse than murder

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:05:38 -0500

Crazy things parents say.

Dramatic Chipmunk's Revenge

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:07:12 -0500

Years of being called a chipmunk have finally caused this prairie dog to snap.

Christmas Revenge

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:20:31 -0500

Someone's getting a lump of coal for Christmas this year. And 20 years in prison.

Dexter's Pray

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:04:05 -0500

Here I am in all my immobilizing glory.