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Hail Hell Storm
It's raining cats and dogs. Tiny, golf-ball sized cats and dogs.
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Bear Makes a Break for It
"Don't worry, I'm just going out for a smoke."
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Dilapidated Bat Signal
Conveniently stored equidistant between Gotham City and Wayne Motorhome
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Earthquake-Proof Leather Desk Chair
Personally, I'd put my own safety on the line before risking a scratch to that fine, full-grain, aniline bovine leather.
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Little Boy Heckles Grown Men in a Canoe
Life jackets can only save you from so much.
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Chill Moose Says '"Whatup?" to Hunter
Man, the live-action "Rocky And Bullwinkle" movie is really boring.
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Flying Camel
So that's how they got Bin Laden.
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Tree Gets Dominated by Lightning
I don't know the tree personally, but it probably deserved it.
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Too Many Birds
This is all a master conspiracy to poop on your car.
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Crazy Joy Ride Ruins Crops
Corn in the axel? That's going to hurt the resell value.
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Ground Scuba Diving
It's not decompression sickness if you get it from a food truck.
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Derp Cat
Woof.
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Friendly Bear Waves at His Dinner
He really just doesn't want to burn the roof of his mouth again.
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Penguin Slap Fight
"Easy bro, this guy was in Happy Feet."
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Bird Has Frozen Fish Dilemma
"That's a great idea--but what's a microwave?"
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Real-Life Fortress of Solitude
A vast system of million-year-old underground crystals. It's almost as cool as Superman III.
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Happy Bush
Warning: May have inverse effect on homeowner.
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Tree Man
"I have wood."
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Picnic Pyramid
Egyptian family outings are the weirdest.
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Beyonce Bathing Suit Bottom
Your body never really recovers from having a child, no matter how cool its name is.


