Losers have to date for love.
One of the few times that the weatherman being wrong is a good thing.
Exactly like this, pledges.
Me haz too much cap nit
I guess he had a little too much Barkardi
Or grant me canadian bacon... Eh?
Whoa, that's almost crazier than brunch for lunch.
Soon enough, all the HJ's on the Beach will be put out of business.
Now he can barbecue every night.
Quite frankly, it tastes like crazy.
Seriously, this thing has G2G.
Conveniently stored equidistant between Gotham City and Wayne Motorhome
Like hunting? He practically eats, drinks, breathes, and excretes it.
"I'm glad you took the time to come out here, but I'm starting to think we aren't cousins."
So that's how they got Bin Laden.
It's like when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river, but somehow even sadder.
Stupid answers, the only thing more painful than animal bites.
FOUR! years it took her to live this down.
Are you ready fish?
"Yeah, son. That's how you KNOW it's that good bread."
I wonder if they're into My Little Bony?
It's like BMOC except douchier.
Holy Male Cow Batman, you're about to die!