CollegeHumor: New year's eve Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/new-years-eve Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6858740 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6858740/flowchart-are-you-going-to-have-a-good-year Flowchart: Are You Going to Have a Good Year? Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:28:04 -0500
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]]> /article/6674205 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6674205/collegehumor-new-years-resolutions CollegeHumor New Year's Resolutions Wed, 21 Dec 2011 15:32:02 -0500

Streeter Seidell


I resolve to hate Dubstep, then listen to it just so I don't feel so old and out of touch, then start to kind of like it, then start to love it, then make my life about the promotion of Dubstep music and culture just in time for a new kind of music to become popular and force me to begin the agonizing cycle all over again.
...]]> /article/6649477 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6649477/new-years-resolution-progress-updates New Year's Resolution Progress Updates Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:47:22 -0500 With 2011 nearing an end, it's a good time to check back in on your New Year's Resolutions and update your progress.

THEN: "I want to lose weight and get fit!"

NOW: Well, I ordered a bunch of fitness books and home gym equipment off the web. Although it took a couple trips, I got them off the stoop and into the foyer. When we had a dinner party I carried them all down into the basement. Then rainwater leaked in and my wife had me move the boxes to the second floor. Now they're in our daughter's closet. I think. Also, I experimented with this thing where I stretched before going to bed and again first thing in the morning.

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...]]> /article/3827685 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3827685/2009-runs-into-2008-at-a-party 2009 Runs Into 2008 At A Party Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:27:39 -0500 Every January First, each of the last 50 years, as well as the next 10 years, gather to celebrate and give a proper send off to the year that was. The time is 11:40, and the party is in full swing. 1959 is on the balcony, warding off cancer and other minor diseases by enjoying a smooth Pall Mall. Just as he does every year, 1969 is rocking an Iggy Pop and The Stooges T-shirt while hitting on every chick he sees by reminding them about the moon landing, but eventually striking out because he looks like Charles Manson. The '70s are all blowing massive quantities of blow, except for 1973, who's late because he ran out of gas. He'll show up later with the Chinese years. 1984 is sitting by himself in a corner, staring at everyone and creeping them out. 2012 keeps pissing everyone off by handing out fliers predicting the end of the world and his movie's opening weekend box office numbers. 1999 is still in a bunker, hoping to survive lame Y2K jokes. The DJ hasn't played anything but Dylan. No one seems to mind. The party is great until things suddenly get awkward when 2009, drunk off his ass, finally decides to confront 2008.

2009: Hey 2008, can I talk to you for a second?
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