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Aw, dammit! Now I'll have to change my name to "Steve"
Cool. I'm definitely not going to Australia, ever
From the Headlines II
World's Greatest Cubs Fan
CNN Uses a Dirty Word
Who Put this Dick on My Back?
Weatherman Proposes Live on the Air
Selling your body for drugs? Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Baby urine, huh? Man, can't believe I didn't think of that
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