This criminal must be pooped immediately.
Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
But his friends call him "Nickname."
She'll get promoted from local to galactic in no time.
67% of the end of the world, and she feels fine.
Don't worry, only everyone you know saw this on television. No biggie.
The Nerd could not be reached for comment, as he was crying in a locker.
After the break, I'm going to toke up and prank call Blockbuster. Stay with us.
And now for sports, I'm going to throw it over to this dumb cat.
He's camera shy.
But I wanted to go swimming!
I see what you did there underpaid logo designer.
And now that she has reached the highest point of existence, she can become one with the earth.
We're predicting nip slips and a low of 55.
Phew, I was starting to think they all looked the same.
So that's what it stands for...
In other news, man thinks he's a cat.
I guess he got tired of telling her to go make him one.
PB&J just aren't supposed to mix!
I have a hunch that it was Dr. Stromboli.
Norah O'Donnell seems to have a bit of a reputation.
Grab life by the balls.
In other news, large bearded men taste like stale cheetos.
Congrats, Sal, you've finally made it to the big league.