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Alligator vs. Scientist
A rare win for Creationism.
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Fart Failure
R.I.P.U.
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CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj"
Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.
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Robert Griffin III Beats Off on Leno
Leno's comedy is getting edgier.
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Idiot Parents Put Kid in Blackface for School Project
I have a nightmare that--oh god, I'm awake.
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I So Pale News Fail
You so red.
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Man Labeled "Dick Owner"
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't a dick owner.
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Fist Pumping News Report Goes Predicatably Bad
Burning bridges is the new beating up the beat.
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Awkward BBC Newscasters
These ladies and gentlemen aren't terribly dope at all.
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New Jersey Town Makes Texting While Walking Illegal
If they hate texting so much, they should also ban people from marrying it.
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Reporter Caught on Camera with Her Dress Up
The thing between her legs is part of the microphone. Or is it? Yes, it is.
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Brad Richards Credited with Giving 2 Shits in Hockey Game
Let it never be said that Brad Richards couldn't give two shits about the Rangers.
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WTF is Up This Reporter's Skirt
We'll just have to assume it's something that helps you recover from embarrassing situations gracefully.
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11-Month-Old Found in Sandwich
Always the last place you think of looking.
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ABC News & Current Events Looks Different with Open Door
I've heard of affairs of the heart. This seems a little different.
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Batman Only Witness
Why didn't you do anything, Batman?
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All-Squirrel News Show Discusses Cats and Dogs
I thought it was a Fox News program until they went the three seconds without questioning Obama's citizenship.
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Not Your Father's News Introduction
Maybe your great, great grandfather's though.
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Billboard Implicates News Anchors in Rape Case
You see them on TV every day, and you'd never think they'd be capable of that.
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