Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.
"Whoa, you didn't tell me you were a screamer."
This is what happens when you mix an animal rights activist with a blond sorority girl.
I really, really hope that old man hugging those two children isn't Boner.
I recommend not asking Randy Marsh for help.
Step 1 in getting your girlfriend to do things she wouldn't normally do: subliminal messages.
73rd time's the charm.
She also has to be a good listener.
"I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature."
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.
If only that sorority girl just waited another month.
I know it doesn't make much sense from just looking at the headline, but she was asking for it.
In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday.
Woah, did you guys see this? I hope Rosie's okay.
She knew he was the one when he pulled out the "Achin' Beaver" line their first time in bed.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.