Wrong headlines, wrong images, wrong everything.
You gotta learn your dildos and your dildon'ts. This is a dildon't.
Should I put "anyone accepted" or will that sound too desperate?
Experience necessary? No problem there.
If he keeps this up print media won't be the only thing that's dying.
If being happy is a crime, then call me guilty.
The Beagle Boys are wanted for questioning.
You wanna hear some news?
Scary how someone could make this mistake, there hasn't been an "Involvement Fair" in over forty years.
To be fair, nightmares are dreams, too.
Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.
Whoa Brittany, what's your beef with Super Troopers?
Some elf out there is not going to have a merry Christmas.
He'll grow into it.
That's a big story they're breaking.
She's just flushing her golden years down the toilet.
He's got 5 items on the list and they're all licking celebrities.
The internet exploded after seeing this.
At the very least get a crossing guard.
The circumcision would have gone a lot faster if he didn't insist on using the toothpick.
The mayor really shouldn't be saying such offensive things.
The student would've answered but he was busy eating a stapler.
She must have seen "Immaculate Cumception."