Tag: Newspapers (Page 5)

Dr. Devi Shetty? Hahaha! That is so ridic--oh right just got to Hitler. Picture Dr. Devi Shetty? Hahaha! That is so ridic--oh right just got to Hitler.
It's funny because her husband is dead. Picture It's funny because her husband is dead.
ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH. Picture ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar. Picture If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.
It's been a slow news century. Picture It's been a slow news century.
They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word. Picture They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word.
A Down Under Happy Ending? Is there any better ending to a story? Picture A Down Under Happy Ending? Is there any better ending to a story?
Work Sucks, No One Knows. Picture Work Sucks, No One Knows.
The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike. Picture The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.
If you want to be racist in the New York Times, you damn well better be sure it's a pun. Picture If you want to be racist in the New York Times, you damn well better be sure it's a pun.
Let's just assume crazy uncle Eddie blew the smoke in his face. Picture Let's just assume crazy uncle Eddie blew the smoke in his face.
Life just went downhill after that fateful day. Picture Life just went downhill after that fateful day.
Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot. Picture Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot.
Once you go Barack you never go back. Picture Once you go Barack you never go back.
Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night! Picture Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night!
Friends say Mr. Jablome is stiff, but still quite loving. Picture Friends say Mr. Jablome is stiff, but still quite loving.
In related news, kwamboa feiwal oligopolyas. Picture In related news, kwamboa feiwal oligopolyas.
It's about time those family magazines started pushing the envelope. Picture It's about time those family magazines started pushing the envelope.
Surprisingly he was the only one who got the vegetarian meal. Picture Surprisingly he was the only one who got the vegetarian meal.
Muggles need not apply. Picture Muggles need not apply.
The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter. Picture The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter.
"Yeah, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired boys on the team just thought it was a witty and ironic nickname and it just stuck," said the worst middle-school football coach ever. Picture "Yeah, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired boys on the team just thought it was a witty and ironic nickname and it just stuck," said the worst middle-school football coach ever.
To be fair Batman was saving a dog in a car. Unfortunately, the dog turned out to be Chewbacca. Picture To be fair Batman was saving a dog in a car. Unfortunately, the dog turned out to be Chewbacca.
This is what happens when rednecks run gas stations. Picture This is what happens when rednecks run gas stations.