Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He used to be the biggest defensive lineman in the NFL 'til he tackled a guy head on.
"We made it to the National Championship game in club lacrosse , and they let us use the Cowboys' locker room. This sign was on a random closet door."
"Cops busted our dorm room bar. They claimed to be 'impressed by its craftsmanship' though."
"So they are letting hobos play in the NFL now?"
"What 4 college kids with no jobs and no lives decide to create..."
"We know how to tailgate at Bills games. We have pancakes and eggs on a shovel, grilled cheese on a rake, bacon on a saw, chicken wings in a WW2 army helmet. What you dont see is pizza cooked in a filing cabinet and the stocked bar in front of the car."
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