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Proper Puking Technique
Step 4: Move out.
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No More Queen
They are the champions of ruining songs.
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Good Neighbor Note
"But maybe this time try one that isn't the Confederate Flag."
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Paper Bag Wants to be a Kite
You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.
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Best Roommate Ever
"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."
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Things I Like About Coffee
That's what you get for dating Mr. Tea.
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Edison's Other Invention
Wow, President Edison was way before his time.
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Out of Snacks
"I'm also leaving you for Mr. Whiskers."
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Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room.


