Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Yeah, but Matt's got a 4th grade reading level. You can't fake that, ladies!
See? This is why you just let people stare at you naked
"You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir."
The grandma at Table 6 seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
How does one go about picking up a shattered plate? Oh, right. By not being dumb.
This was hung on the outside of a church.
How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
A friendly message from M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse.
This is exactly why we can't be letting foreigners into this beloved country. Write your Senators today, people!
The pay is two pepperoni pizzas and all the secret ooze a boy could want.
"I never guessed she would've checked my room! That mom's got some tricks up her sleeve."
Who wants to pay $18.95 for a large pizza when they can get coffee for under 6 bucks?
Don't take anything for granted at Vietnamese restaurants.
This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
At least they're polite, I guess
That's the highest compliment you can receive
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