CollegeHumor: Note

Guy is Ready for Love Unless There's Fried Chicken

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 10:45:56 -0500

Roses are red, but chicken is good.

Honest Apology Note

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 11:45:04 -0500

Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.

Letters That Are Worth a Thousand More Words

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:01:00 -0500

Letters That Are Worth a Thousand More Words

Kid Writes Love Letter to Teacher

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:11:30 -0500

Very good, Adam. Now I'm going to file what's called a "restraining order" against you.

Task of Snake Removal Left to Roommate

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 15:18:22 -0400

I thought we agreed when we first moved in: you handle the snakes and I'll do the dishes.

Child Leaves Threatening Letter about Computer Password

Wed, 16 May 2012 11:33:27 -0400

I've asked a handwriting analyst to look at this letter. He confirmed that this kid is completely insane.

Cockroach Leaves Suicide Note

Wed, 16 May 2012 10:42:48 -0400

He was so young! He never got to sire millions of crawling young.

Penis Drawn on Sign Complaining about Penis Drawings

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:42:49 -0400

If the person who posted this sign expected anything else, he was in denial.

Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:44:48 -0400

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

Note Announces End of Friendship

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:56:26 -0400

But we had so much fun in Thighland.

Cat Intercepts Embarrassing Note

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:08:43 -0500

That's one cute snatch. I mean pussy. I mean strong, independent woman cat.

Proper Puking Technique

Sat, 07 May 2011 13:38:36 -0400

Step 4: Move out.

No More Queen

Tue, 31 May 2011 15:34:23 -0400

They are the champions of ruining songs.

Creepy-Aggressive Neighbor Notes

Tue, 24 May 2011 19:05:22 -0400

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Good Neighbor Note

Mon, 23 May 2011 16:56:12 -0400

"But maybe this time try one that isn't the Confederate Flag."

Paper Bag Wants to be a Kite

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:32:42 -0400

You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.

Best Roommate Ever

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:13:39 -0400

"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."

Things I Like About Coffee

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:29:11 -0400

That's what you get for dating Mr. Tea.

Edison's Other Invention

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:36:49 -0400

Wow, President Edison was way before his time.

Out of Snacks

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:59:14 -0400

"I'm also leaving you for Mr. Whiskers."