CollegeHumor: Note

Cat Intercepts Embarrassing Note

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:08:43 -0500

That's one cute snatch. I mean pussy. I mean strong, independent woman cat.

Proper Puking Technique

Sat, 07 May 2011 13:38:36 -0400

Step 4: Move out.

No More Queen

Tue, 31 May 2011 15:34:23 -0400

They are the champions of ruining songs.

Creepy-Aggressive Neighbor Notes

Tue, 24 May 2011 19:05:22 -0400

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Good Neighbor Note

Mon, 23 May 2011 16:56:12 -0400

"But maybe this time try one that isn't the Confederate Flag."

Paper Bag Wants to be a Kite

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:32:42 -0400

You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.

Best Roommate Ever

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:13:39 -0400

"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."

Things I Like About Coffee

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:29:11 -0400

That's what you get for dating Mr. Tea.

Edison's Other Invention

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:36:49 -0400

Wow, President Edison was way before his time.

Out of Snacks

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:59:14 -0400

"I'm also leaving you for Mr. Whiskers."

Untitled 10

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 12:15:14 -0400

Pleasure keying your car for you.

Untitled 11

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:21:49 -0400

Excuse my friend, he's a bit slow, "well" English is essencial.

Untitled 12

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:16:42 -0400

Statistically speaking, jumping blindly out of a window is the cleanest way to leave a room.

Untitled 13

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:16:04 -0500

The R.A. probably planted it just so he could look so goddamn badass.

Untitled 14

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:12:50 -0500

A concerned driver (AKA your mother).

Untitled 15

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:58:24 -0500

No taking pictures and uploading them to CollegeHumor.

Untitled 16

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:33:47 -0500

The flower pattern really tones down the content of the note.

Untitled 17

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 09:03:24 -0500

Oh, to be unemployed.

Untitled 18

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 17:24:02 -0500

The worst part is he only had a bite, didn't like it, then threw it away.

Untitled 19

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 03:39:09 -0500

This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived.