Tag: Old People (Page 5)

A true keg nurse-assisted-stand. Picture A true keg nurse-assisted-stand.
If Robin Williams raped a werewolf, this is where we'd be. Picture If Robin Williams raped a werewolf, this is where we'd be.
I definitely will not need the binocular booth. In fact, I might just gouge my eyes out all together and call it a day. Picture I definitely will not need the binocular booth. In fact, I might just gouge my eyes out all together and call it a day.
Don't let the shirt fool you, that's a medium-sized 3 wolf moon shirt on a very fat man. Picture Don't let the shirt fool you, that's a medium-sized 3 wolf moon shirt on a very fat man.
She needs a little work, but if anyone could be a table tennis superstar, it's you. Picture She needs a little work, but if anyone could be a table tennis superstar, it's you.
She got a ticket for failure to maintain lane. Picture She got a ticket for failure to maintain lane.
She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma. Picture She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma.
It's not a porno you pervert. It's Playboy's new line of lingerie. Picture It's not a porno you pervert. It's Playboy's new line of lingerie.
The slapstick sequel to "The Old Man and the Sea." Picture The slapstick sequel to "The Old Man and the Sea."
"Someone please help me up? I've been stuck like this for the past 3 hours." Picture "Someone please help me up? I've been stuck like this for the past 3 hours."
Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus! Picture Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus!
I can't tell if this is a statue or a stuffing. Picture I can't tell if this is a statue or a stuffing.
She's staring at her grandson who brought a Hispanic woman to the family reunion. Picture She's staring at her grandson who brought a Hispanic woman to the family reunion.
You can't see, but he's sportin' dubs on that wheel chair. Picture You can't see, but he's sportin' dubs on that wheel chair.
He's actually wearing a sock on his right foot. Hard to tell the difference, right? Picture He's actually wearing a sock on his right foot. Hard to tell the difference, right?
Don't worry it's not what it looks like. He's dead! Picture Don't worry it's not what it looks like. He's dead!
Senile grandma's forgotten to feed doggy for so long that even varicose veins are starting to look good. Picture Senile grandma's forgotten to feed doggy for so long that even varicose veins are starting to look good.
This retirement home event was titled "Assisted Suicide". Picture This retirement home event was titled "Assisted Suicide".
I can't even imagine what kind of shrinkage there is for the Berlin Ice Swimming Club. Picture I can't even imagine what kind of shrinkage there is for the Berlin Ice Swimming Club.
Your grandma is so cool, mine barely understands how to work a gravity bong. Picture Your grandma is so cool, mine barely understands how to work a gravity bong.
You'll never party this hard. Picture You'll never party this hard.
Worst celebrity impersonator ever. Picture Worst celebrity impersonator ever.
COWABUNGA! Picture COWABUNGA!
Some people might think it would be easier just to get a fake ID, but my elaborate old lady costume works just fine. Picture Some people might think it would be easier just to get a fake ID, but my elaborate old lady costume works just fine.