Tag: Old People (Page 9)

When adults go back to college. Picture When adults go back to college.
"Found this in a chest in my grandmother's garage." Picture "Found this in a chest in my grandmother's garage."
While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in. Picture While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in.
"My buddy Rocking Rob drinking with his grandparents." Picture "My buddy Rocking Rob drinking with his grandparents."
No underhand bullshit! Picture No underhand bullshit!
I've been popping my collar ever since I learned the lindy hop. Of course those days we didn't call it popping your collar, we called it flipping your goof! That's a funny story in and of itself, it all began when I met your grandfather... Picture I've been popping my collar ever since I learned the lindy hop. Of course those days we didn't call it popping your collar, we called it flipping your goof! That's a funny story in and of itself, it all began when I met your grandfather...
Grandma, you are fucking terrible at this. Picture Grandma, you are fucking terrible at this.
We were born, born to be wild. Picture We were born, born to be wild.
Why go to all the way Jamaica when you can just see the finest it has to offer on CollegeHumor? Picture Why go to all the way Jamaica when you can just see the finest it has to offer on CollegeHumor?
Plus you can easily turn them into bongs - is there anything snorkels can't do? Picture Plus you can easily turn them into bongs - is there anything snorkels can't do?
"This old guy was about to go on a rollercoaster at Busch Gardens..." Picture "This old guy was about to go on a rollercoaster at Busch Gardens..."
"The chicken is choking back." Picture "The chicken is choking back."
In my day, Crunk Juice cost a nickel and we couldn't even afford it! Picture In my day, Crunk Juice cost a nickel and we couldn't even afford it!
Salvation Army - Don't be fooled. Spoiling is no game. Picture Salvation Army - Don't be fooled. Spoiling is no game.
He must love his granddaughter. Picture He must love his granddaughter.
Why do the people that write the commercials always let some thugs get away with chumping MC Potato and stealing his Rap Snacks? Let the potato enjoy them for once! Picture Why do the people that write the commercials always let some thugs get away with chumping MC Potato and stealing his Rap Snacks? Let the potato enjoy them for once!
His shoes are still on, get the sharpies! Picture His shoes are still on, get the sharpies!
Know what would be awesome? Let's put on some Miles Davis records, or do you kids not even know what records are? Records is a funny word. Rec-cords. Rec-cords. Picture Know what would be awesome? Let's put on some Miles Davis records, or do you kids not even know what records are? Records is a funny word. Rec-cords. Rec-cords.
That's embarassing for everyone who refused to do the three-story beer bong. Picture That's embarassing for everyone who refused to do the three-story beer bong.
Now you can ACTUALLY soil yourself in the secrecy you've always wished for. Picture Now you can ACTUALLY soil yourself in the secrecy you've always wished for.
She just reads it for the articles. Picture She just reads it for the articles.
Those two are adorable. Picture Those two are adorable.
I'm not judging on looks, but this is likely the craziest person ever. Picture I'm not judging on looks, but this is likely the craziest person ever.
The AARP has a new plan - transferring their souls into the bodies of children! Picture The AARP has a new plan - transferring their souls into the bodies of children!