Picture They'll need an "Introduction to Telephones" class if they really want people to preregister.
Picture "Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that I'll look pretty damn good... in 30 years?!
Picture Sometimes it takes a child to point out the emperor has no clothes. Often that man is not an emperor.
Picture Grandma wanted to be cremated, but we had to take a wild guess about her position on cannibalism.
Picture He just wants his entire hand covered and hardened in the red strawberry dip. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR YOU DAMN INTERNET KIDS!