Picture Curling outranks pong as the number one sport at the University of Dayton. Props on the Swifter.
Picture Most disabled Asians can actually maneuver this by rolling the chair into a perfect handstand, then a leftward cartwheel to get through the entrance.
Picture You can pick your audience and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your audience's noses.
Picture The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.