Wow, those are some pretty big peanuts.
You mean you guys don't have transparent eyelids?
It's really bad because the key is four feet long.
The best way to get kids to eat their vegetables.
Better than dropping the baby on his phone, I guess.
I'm totally a real teen. How about those Justlin Biebers?
At least his pants won't get wet. Those look like expensive pants.
His friend just got smacked in the nuts and thrown in the water. I'm not sure whether I'm more shocked that he isn't helping, or isn't laughing.
Alright, we're here. Start unloading, boys.
Thank manager they finally fixed that.
Excuse me, I need to use the Mewomen's room.
Like father like son.
This is what it looks like when a baseball hits your monocle.
Pull... with your MIND!
"You wanted me to write 'Right Left,' right?"
This store's policies aren't very current.
I think I missed a big part of the story last time I watched this.
It's a terrible fan, but a great disco ball.
Here's a what the Google Voice voice mail actually said: "Hey Mike. It's Mom. Send me a text to let me know if you and Megan are coming out to dinner so I can go out to the store. Let me know. Bye …
"Sales of ostrich toys are down. Figure something out!"
Jesus was at the supermarket
Note: this argument usually doesn't work.