Christmas is over. Everyone, you can go back to being assholes.
This came right after he had a goal disallowed, making it the first bad day in the history of a millionaire athlete's life.
"Wow, that is embarrassing. We of course meant to play the diarrhea scene from Van Wilder."
Glorious locks dance in the air like a radiant wheat field in a warm summer breeze. Bewitching!