Tag: Ouch (Page 10)

"Ooh, 3.62 seconds just won't cut it for Little Millie Morris this year. Don't forget folks, stay on or GTFO!" Picture "Ooh, 3.62 seconds just won't cut it for Little Millie Morris this year. Don't forget folks, stay on or GTFO!"
He'll never use the pickup line "feeling horny?" on the bull's wife ever again. Picture He'll never use the pickup line "feeling horny?" on the bull's wife ever again.
That should refute the ideas that girls can't play sports, and/or fulfill very specific fetishes. Picture That should refute the ideas that girls can't play sports, and/or fulfill very specific fetishes.
I don't know guys. Do you think this a good idea, considering my vertigo and all? Picture I don't know guys. Do you think this a good idea, considering my vertigo and all?
To be fair on paper it was a flawless idea. Picture To be fair on paper it was a flawless idea.
They plump when you cook 'em. Picture They plump when you cook 'em.
The King has been dethroned! The King has been dethroned! Picture The King has been dethroned! The King has been dethroned!
He'd really like to stress the word "Inadvertently." Picture He'd really like to stress the word "Inadvertently."
Say hi to your knee, then bye to your face. Picture Say hi to your knee, then bye to your face.
Don't Tase Me Bro: Part II The Triumphant Comeback. Picture Don't Tase Me Bro: Part II The Triumphant Comeback.
Someone was a little too into NBA JAM growing up. HE'S ON FIRE!!! Picture Someone was a little too into NBA JAM growing up. HE'S ON FIRE!!!
In the face! Picture In the face!
The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike. Picture The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.
It's all fun and games until... Picture It's all fun and games until...
It's his fault for falling out of the truck. Picture It's his fault for falling out of the truck.
Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away. Picture Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away.
"AH, AHH, AHHH GET OFF ME PSYCHO." Picture "AH, AHH, AHHH GET OFF ME PSYCHO."
He really sTeals that penguin's head. Picture He really sTeals that penguin's head.
It's Asia people. That man is probably just doing an awesome Jet Li flip over the car. Picture It's Asia people. That man is probably just doing an awesome Jet Li flip over the car.
That should be worth 4 points. Picture That should be worth 4 points.
Burn Victim Picture Burn Victim
"Well we can't tell if it's a boy or a girl. But it's definitely a sociopath." Picture "Well we can't tell if it's a boy or a girl. But it's definitely a sociopath."
This is exactly why I maintain a strict no physical activities policy. Picture This is exactly why I maintain a strict no physical activities policy.
Now all she has to do is find Legolas. Then have him accept her for the freak she is. Picture Now all she has to do is find Legolas. Then have him accept her for the freak she is.