Tag: Ouch (Page 9)

Let people cry wolf a couple times. Then do it for real. Picture Let people cry wolf a couple times. Then do it for real.
Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines. Picture Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines.
The Giant then went on to rip the roof off the girls locker room. Picture The Giant then went on to rip the roof off the girls locker room.
Don't worry it happens to everybody... Picture Don't worry it happens to everybody...
A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away. Picture A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away.
Fortunately her airbags are already inflated. Picture Fortunately her airbags are already inflated.
"IN THE FAAACE!" (Rob Riggle was the pitcher's father) Picture "IN THE FAAACE!" (Rob Riggle was the pitcher's father)
Feeling nostalgic? Not anymore. Picture Feeling nostalgic? Not anymore.
"All we hear is NO, NO, NO and we're happy about that, because honestly, that guy needs to be giving me more table scraps." -- the dog. Picture "All we hear is NO, NO, NO and we're happy about that, because honestly, that guy needs to be giving me more table scraps." -- the dog.
Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her). Picture Don't you hate it when your dad embarrasses you when you're trying to get a picture with a really cool dead fish? (note the blood on her shirt. It belongs to her and she has to go to the hospital because the fish bit her).
Don't worry, the dad is taking a photo of himself chucking the golf ball at his son, not the other way around. Picture Don't worry, the dad is taking a photo of himself chucking the golf ball at his son, not the other way around.
He couldn't take his eyes off the girl jogging by. She was 70. Picture He couldn't take his eyes off the girl jogging by. She was 70.
Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes. Picture Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
Baby BITE! Picture Baby BITE!
Oddly enough, an injured cat wearing pajamas couldn't be further away from being the "cat's pajamas." Picture Oddly enough, an injured cat wearing pajamas couldn't be further away from being the "cat's pajamas."
Dog Bites Man Picture Dog Bites Man
"Way to use your head out there, Bobby." Picture "Way to use your head out there, Bobby."
If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped" Picture If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped"
When Jesus comes back, this will be his dog. And they will kill all the sinners. Picture When Jesus comes back, this will be his dog. And they will kill all the sinners.
"My friend Cree was at the University of Colorado, Boulder, in the crowd of protesters. He got hit in the forehead with a rubber bullet. You can see the welt forming on his forehead. After that he was irate at them and eventually got maced and then tasere Picture "My friend Cree was at the University of Colorado, Boulder, in the crowd of protesters. He got hit in the forehead with a rubber bullet. You can see the welt forming on his forehead. After that he was irate at them and eventually got maced and then tasere
"On the last day of school, the University of Calgary (unofficially) holds annual couch races. My friends and I strapped a skateboard and two rollerblades on the bottom of this couch. A photographer from the local paper got this picture of our crash." Picture "On the last day of school, the University of Calgary (unofficially) holds annual couch races. My friends and I strapped a skateboard and two rollerblades on the bottom of this couch. A photographer from the local paper got this picture of our crash."
Boom goes the dynamite? Picture Boom goes the dynamite?
"Yep, it's definitely the transmission." Picture "Yep, it's definitely the transmission."