CollegeHumor: Owls

Owl Loves Being Scratched

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 11:10:38 -0400

"I shall call him Scratchy and he shall be mine."

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:00:10 -0500

All the more reason to not get drunk on a fourth grade field trip.

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 17:28:02 -0400

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:42:29 -0400

How come when I do this people tell me to stop waving owls around, and when they do it it's science?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 16:22:34 -0400

"I hope you sufficiently rinsed and lathered, I don't think I enough left in the tank for a repeat."

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:59:06 -0400

I never know what to order when I go to Hooters, either.

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:23:26 -0400

By far the most adorable creature that has the word "screech" in its name.

Mon, 09 May 2011 15:07:11 -0400

His victims can only travel in daylight. Tough luck.

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:56:06 -0400

"Hoo told you?"