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Horse Wearing Jeans
"Hey, where are my pants?" "We put them on the horse." "What?" "You're fat."
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Two Fans Fit in One Fat Pitcher's Pants
He may throw twice as fast and make twice as much money, but at least--you know what, never mind, he still wins.
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
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Ridiculous Baggy Pants
They're like reverse MC Hammer pants, but still not financially viable.
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Baby Big Legs
He wears the pants in the family--because it's adorable.
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Honey, I Shrunk My Jeans
Looking like a fool with your pants on your shins.
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Toilet Paper Sticking Out of Pants
At least she'll have something to wipe the look of embarrassment off of her face.
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Best Roommate Ever
"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."


