Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Gettin' deth penalT. FML.
Seems like it's hard to get anything done without getting a handjob first
SNL's Gossip Girl Parody
They've got 25% more cats than the leading refineries
9 Classic Book Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks
A giant slice of pizza is actually something Lady Gaga might wear.
She's a talented model. I mean actress. ACTRESS.
I dream about him every night. It's a recurring dream where I get dunked on
I'd say Dan Draper is almost as good as Don
Olivia Munn AND making fun of Twilight? Yes please.
Grow fuller, longer, grosser lashes!
Box cat becomes an office employee. Also, a human.
We're in the killin' goomba business. And business is boomin'
Truly great doctors can diagnose a machete stabbing with as little as a machete stab wound
They took this out because it wouldn't fit with the rest of the movie. In other words, it didn't completely suck
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