Picture This is somewhat intimidating for the girls at the party. Especially since they're each carrying huge guns.
Picture "I'm calling you out high dentist kid. You know I party harder, just publicly admit it already."
Picture Can this please be a new thing at college? I really want to hear girls scream "Beer Boob It!"
Picture Miller Lite paid this college girl a quarter million dollars to take a picture of her drinking that. Their previous offer of $100,000 was shut down almost immediately.
Picture You know what they say, like deadbeat father passed out on the couch covered in his own puke, like son.
Picture "That much alcohol directly into her stomach should just about kill all the bacteria on the funnel I used to replace my oil yesterday."