Tag: Passed Out (Page 10)

Call the fire department - Billy did it again. Picture Call the fire department - Billy did it again.
"Find the passed out kid." Picture "Find the passed out kid."
"This random guy passed out at Taco Bell at 3am and people were putting tacos and food in his hair." Picture "This random guy passed out at Taco Bell at 3am and people were putting tacos and food in his hair."
I'm pretty exhausted from all the gay sex we've been having. Picture I'm pretty exhausted from all the gay sex we've been having.
Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break. Picture Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break.
Hang in there, twelve more and you set the campus record. Picture Hang in there, twelve more and you set the campus record.
Poor, poor Eeyore. Never gets a break. Picture Poor, poor Eeyore. Never gets a break.
"10 am in Vegas. Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays." Picture "10 am in Vegas. Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
If you're going to leave someone passed out in a hot tub, make sure they're wearing a life preserver. Picture If you're going to leave someone passed out in a hot tub, make sure they're wearing a life preserver.
If you needed to borrow a pillow you should have just asked. I have one that's not covered in dried urine. Video If you needed to borrow a pillow you should have just asked. I have one that's not covered in dried urine.
"Actual Supreme Court artist's rendition of Justice Ginsburg asleep during a political redistricting hearing." Picture "Actual Supreme Court artist's rendition of Justice Ginsburg asleep during a political redistricting hearing."
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream. Picture Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
So he was sober enough to put on pajama pants, but drunk enough to fall asleep on the sink? Video So he was sober enough to put on pajama pants, but drunk enough to fall asleep on the sink?
Sleeping off a hangover. Picture Sleeping off a hangover.
"We put the life jacket on him to keep him from drowning." How thoughtful... Picture "We put the life jacket on him to keep him from drowning." How thoughtful...
The class is Napping 101, and this is the only A student. Picture The class is Napping 101, and this is the only A student.
He's using a fifth of tequila as a pillow. Picture He's using a fifth of tequila as a pillow.
Great, he's dead. Well now how am I supposed to buy my scratch offs? Picture Great, he's dead. Well now how am I supposed to buy my scratch offs?
So close yet so far. Picture So close yet so far.
I've heard of loving your chevy, but this is ridiculous! Picture I've heard of loving your chevy, but this is ridiculous!
Too drunk to stand up, not drunk enough to pass out or stop trash talking. Picture Too drunk to stand up, not drunk enough to pass out or stop trash talking.
Despite the presence of Seargent Hooks and Officer Sweetchuck, the Police Academy marathon was less than a success. Picture Despite the presence of Seargent Hooks and Officer Sweetchuck, the Police Academy marathon was less than a success.
Do horses pass out standing up? Picture Do horses pass out standing up?
The Whitest Kids U Know Gon' Make Love. Video The Whitest Kids U Know Gon' Make Love.