Tag: Passed Out (Page 4)

"Our friend John passed out on his namesake." Picture "Our friend John passed out on his namesake."
There are nights we'll never forget and the ones we hope to forget. Picture There are nights we'll never forget and the ones we hope to forget.
This Beer Angel isn't going to feel so divine in the morning. Picture This Beer Angel isn't going to feel so divine in the morning.
He woke up with his belt cut off wearing a yellow jumpsuit with pink tassels. Picture He woke up with his belt cut off wearing a yellow jumpsuit with pink tassels.
Three hours, sixteen minutes and 40 seconds now since he fell asleep. Check out 20 seconds after he passed out here Picture Three hours, sixteen minutes and 40 seconds now since he fell asleep. Check out 20 seconds after he passed out here
He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away. Picture He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.
He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony... and child support Picture He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony... and child support
He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5. Picture He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5.
The toilet just disappeared! Picture The toilet just disappeared!
"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?" Picture "Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"
Cinderella lost her shoe at the ball. Picture Cinderella lost her shoe at the ball.
This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him. Picture This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him.
How the Zebra got it's stripes. Picture How the Zebra got it's stripes.
This isn't funny! He had to go to the hospital! Picture This isn't funny! He had to go to the hospital!
"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes." Picture "4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."
Unless she starts puking out her fingers, we're covered. Picture Unless she starts puking out her fingers, we're covered.
No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting. Picture No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.
I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed. Picture I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.
We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still? Picture We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still?
A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball. During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture." Picture A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball. During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."
"This is what I saw when I walked in the room." Picture "This is what I saw when I walked in the room."
At least he wasn't driving. Picture At least he wasn't driving.
CSI was not required to crack this case. Picture CSI was not required to crack this case.
Don't worry, there's a hole in the back of his pants. Picture Don't worry, there's a hole in the back of his pants.